Free Music Gwar
If you HAD to choose…?
- Spend a day with Axl Rose or stay locked in your room for a week WITHOUT music?
- Go clubbing with the Jonas Brothers or join the Army?
- Get locked up with 50 Cent or sue Taco Bell?
- Try teaching English to Herman Li or try teaching Fred Durst to rap?
- Go on tour with Ozzfest or recreate Woodstock’s best years?
- Bring back Randy Rhoads or bring back Stevie Ray Vaughan?
- Bite a bat’s head off for $3 million or break 90% of your bones in a mosh pit at your favorite band’s concert and get an autograph and a free t-shirt?
- Listen to Fall Out Boy for a year straight or watch the Disney Channel for a year striaght?
- Be handcuffed to GWAR or Slipknot?
- Have downloaded every song you own now and get caught or have bought every piece of music you own now and go bankrupt?
- Tell your favorite band they suck and risk being hated by them or never listen to another second of music for the rest of your life?
- Spend a day with Axl Rose or stay locked in your room for a week WITHOUT music?
Spend a day with Axl. We’d go and have some botox shots together. Lovely.
- Go clubbing with the Jonas Brothers or join the Army? Go clubbing with the Jonas Brothers… I’d get them drunk and into a barfight. Which would kill them, of course.
- Get locked up with 50 Cent or sue Taco Bell?
Sue Taco Bell.
- Try teaching English to Herman Li or try teaching Fred Durst to rap?
I can’t rap myself, so….
- Go on tour with Ozzfest or recreate Woodstock’s best years?
I’ll go with Ozzfest. Woodstock wouldn’t be the same….people’s mentalities have changed..
- Bring back Randy Rhoads or bring back Stevie Ray Vaughan? Stevie Ray Vaughn.
- Bite a bat’s head off for $3 million or break 90% of your bones in a mosh pit at your favorite band’s concert and get an autograph and a free t-shirt?
I’ll bite the head off. Endless possibilities with 3 million. I’d buy the autograph and shirt on Ebay. With the 3 million.
- Listen to Fall Out Boy for a year straight or watch the Disney Channel for a year striaght? GOD. Well FOB then, I guess..
- Be handcuffed to GWAR or Slipknot? GWAR
- Have downloaded every song you own now and get caught or have bought every piece of music you own now and go bankrupt? Bankrupcy….at least yo could sell the music you bought and get some money back. Nobody would buy the crap you downloaded.
- Tell your favorite band they suck and risk being hated by them or never listen to another second of music for the rest of your life? The first one… :’(
GWAR – Sick Of You